Elijah -sitting on the potty: " Mommy there is somfing in there."
me -bewildered : " Oh yeah... Where?"
Elijah- matter of factly: " There"
me- confused: " Where Bubba? In the potty? I don't know what you are talking about."
Elijah- frustrated: " There!!!! In my BOTTOM!!!!"
me- amused: " OK... do you need help with something?"
Elijah- laughing: " No Mommy!!! You're silly!!!! There is POOP up there... you can't help me. SILLY MOMMY!!!!!"